Friday, February 7, 2014

Guest blog, from our friend Quentin Ramierez


In this post i'm going to talk about zombies, how to kill zombies, and how to use zombies for your own personal gain.  First is how to kill a zombie the correct way and brag about not being dead.  Zombies infectious disease is in the head so how to kill a zombie completely is to cut off there head or destroy their brains this will make the living dead actually dead.  also when killing zombies the weapon is a important factor because loud weapons such as guns will attract more zombies were as a axe or bat would be a lot more silent and attract less attention.  Another thing is not all zombies are slow like in the movies some will run after you and try to bite your face off. So it is important to stay physically fit and have good cardio when your in situations were you have to run to safety.Then there is using zombies for your own personal gain.one way you can use zombies for your benefit is to pull out all there teeth and cut there arms off so you can use them like a pack mule.  By doing this you can't get attacked by them and its a way for them to carry all the weight and you not have to get tired if you need to run from a wave of zombies.  Lastly is if you can survive the zombie Apocalypse for long enough all zombies will soon die because when all the people have been ate there will be no food for them and all will perish.  All in all if you you don't panic, keep your head straight, and use common seance you will do fine in a zombie Apocalypse and you just might survive in the new world.

1 comment:

  1. What an interesting way on how to use zombies for your own personal gain, never would have thought to use them in any way that would benefit you, just thought that killing them all was the best way to go about the whole Zombie apocalypse. All in all this is a pretty interesting post, glad I know more.

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